Did you hear the one about the guy who used to decorate his Christmas tree with bullets?

A couple are sitting on the patio arguing about the shape of the world while waiting for their order. One says that it’s flat, the other says that it is round. When their pizza arrives the kid who has overheard the conversation finishes off his ice cream cone and begins to write a joke.

The couple complains ”This coffee so sad, it taste like dirt.” … The server replies “Well it was just ground this mourning what do you expect?”

They kid had seen the couple earlier, they were part of a delegation visiting the local college. They came to his class and one of them had singled out a student during their visit. “One would figure that by the time they reach college students would have figured out the futility of trying to hammer a peg through a square hole.”
The instructor had replied….”Oh him, he’s just fooling a round.”

The kid finished his Christmas decoration joke because he liked to hang a round.

I got a good chuckle from this one!

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No, that was my dad.

He hung a single bullet from a bare branch.

It was a cartridge in a bare tree.

chuckles