And old guy goes in for his annual phisical. His Dr. says, "Well, you're 85 now. We should check everything. Here's a jar, bring it back in the next few days. We want to check your semen levels."

SO old Sam takes the jar home, but he brings it back in two days. Empty He hands it back to the Dr. and explains, "I tried everything. I used my right hand, and I tried my left hand. My wife even tried her left hand and her right hand, and even both hands. She used her mouth. No luck. We even called our next door neighbor. We're very close with her. She tried her right hand and left hand and both hands. She even put it between her knees. I even had my wife call my son. That was embarrassing, let me tell you. But Sonny used his left and his right. Nothing."

THe Dr. listened and said "You even called your neighbor and you son?"

Sam said, "Correct. Nobody could get the jar lid off, so I'm bringing it back."

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1. Tue Jun 25 13:39 ~ - Subject: * - 0 reaction(s)
   Ppink said:

   Great one

2. Tue Jun 25 13:20 ~ - Subject: * - 0 reaction(s)
   cory{BI} said:

   BOL...

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   Delilah said:

   FAL

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   enyah said:

   Haha

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   Mercury said:

   Ha!

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   cait~ said:

   wild laughter I haven't heard this one yet, so you are fine CarpeDiem.