window...both for the view...and so i can wedge myself in without getting hit by everyone that passes my row...fat people just need more space than they usually provide...and people resent it when we'd buy 3 seats to share between the two of us...the flight attendants were always trying to get us to give up the "extra" seat...that we clearly needed...and nobody but a skinny child could fit in with us there...

Baron Igor hates flying...and we don't have the new IDs...so it's unlikely we'll be flying anytime soon...