A Kindergarten teacher gave her class the Show & Tell assignment of bringing something to represent their religion. The first little boy went to the front of the room: "My name is Benjamin. I'm Jewish and this the Star of David." The second little boy also spoke from the front: "My name is Thomas. I'm Catholic and this is the Crucifix." The third little boy: "My name is Bobby. I'm Baptist and this is a casserole.

Great joke *s*

How do you attract a SMU (local Baptist school) coed?
Lay in the grass and make noises like a Bible.

Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
Too much like dancing.

I don't get it ...

And yes, Puck, I know....true Baptists don't consider themselves ''protestants''...*smile*

Puck...sheesh...nobody but us protestants will even GET that...