I don't usually post relious jokes lest they offend someone but this one was too good to pass up. Now I'll probably get flamed....

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told that there was a fortune to be made in thoroughbred racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. At the auction, however, the going prices were so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well enter it in a race.

To his amazement, the donkey came in third!

The following day, the papers read: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.

The preacher was so pleased that he entered the donkey in another race. This time, the donkey won. The following day, the papers read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.

The bishop was upset by this kind of publicity. He ordered the preacher to never again enter the donkey in a race. This time the papers read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in the convent. The newspaper headlines read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted when reading this and, upon recovering, ordered the nun to dispose of the donkey. She sold it to a local farmer for $10.00. The headlines read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN DOLLARS.

After reading this, they buried the bishop. The headlines read: TOO MUCH ASS KILLS BISHOP

LMAO. Too good !!! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahahaha ...