Shoot!!

I hope I recalled the right one there... been a while since I was at university studying physics...

simplicity has started a new game with the following players:
simplicity

" S T A R T G A M E : t r u e "{ " g a m e I d " : " 1 7 2 0 6 9 2 1 0 7 " , " p l a y e r L i s t " : [ " s i m p l i c i t y " ] , " r o l l N u m b e r " : 0 , " c u r r e n t P l a y e r " : 0 , " d i c e " : { " f a c e s " : [ 0 , 0 , 0 , 0 , 0 ] , " r e r o l l " : [ t r u e , t r u e , t r u e , t r u e , t r u e ] } , " s c o r e 0 " : { " 1 " : n u l l , " 2 " : n u l l , " 3 " : n u l l , " 4 " : n u l l , " 5 " : n u l l , " 6 " : n u l l , " p l a y e r " : n u l l , " u p _ t o t a l " : n u l l , " b o n u s " : n u l l , " 3 k " : n u l l , " 4 k " : n u l l , " s s " : n u l l , " l s " : n u l l , " f h " : n u l l , " y a h _ t o k e n " : n u l l , " y " : n u l l , " c " : n u l l , " y a h _ b o n u s " : 0 , " b o t _ t o t a l " : n u l l , " g _ t o t a l " : n u l l } , " o w n e r " : " s i m p l i c i t y " , " s t a t u s " : " r e a d y " , " r o u n d " : 0 , " l a s t P o s t " : 1 7 2 0 6 9 2 1 0 7 }

Turkey

YGS

Yoda's Green Shaft

kinda technical terms but also somewhat simplified...

relativity? mass grows infinitely larger with increased speed such that it is, as we currently understand it, impossible for any object with mass to attain the speed of light (currently the fastest speed we are aware of)

"Uh huh. Tell me another one, smart guy."

Smirks.

"Hey, do me a favor. Explain relativity to me. In technical terms, please."

I don't mind where you shop... just don't get duped into bum deals like that again...

*grins at you*

I knew you were just playing with me so I played along...

"Oh, I'll shop wherever you want me to, Daddy."

Winks as her chestplate closes once more. Because she forgot for a moment that it was still open. Well, her typist forgot.

of course we're cool...

"Thank God! I didn't wanna throw that away myself!"

Giggles.

"Sorry. I really didn't mean to mess with you like that. I just...couldn't pass up the opportunity. We're cool, right?"

Giggles some more.

I hope you learnt your lesson and shop at better establishments than Walgreens now...

yeah, it's kinda cool... but, whatever...

*with a grin I toss it over my shoulder into the trashcan and wink at you*

E

Embiggen

Placing the heart in your hand and then...doing a fist pump.

"Yesssssssssssssssssss! I finally got some sucker to take that from me. God. It was a gag gift that I got at Walgreens. Looks pretty cool, doesn't it?"

Smiles rather madly at you.

Powdered

absolutely, I would cherish it... if that's what you wish...

*holding my hand out to yours, giving you the choice to place the heart in it*