No, not figuratively.

Literally.

And not just certain parts of you.

All of you, from the top of your head to the tip of your toes.

And not just a little.

A lot.

You smell.

Badly.

Or that is what the rash of "full body deodorant" commercials that recently began to permeate the airwaves would have you think.

Can you imagine the Madison Avenue meeting? "Why are we restricting use of our products to underarms when we can easily convince the consumer they stink everywhere and are in desperate need of odor control from head to foot?"

And ladies, please reconsider before you start to deodorize your "privates", as they refer to the region on the commercials. I've walked this earth as an adult for many decades, now, and I have never, not once, been offended, or pleased, by pussy smell in a social context. And in my many years of interacting intimately with pussy, 99.99% percent of the time, across long-term, short-term and one-off partners, I've loved your smell (and relatedly, taste).

Please don't render your parts neutral.

And don't even get me started about commercials that promise an exceptionally clean wipe of your ass after dropping a deuce, so much so that you can drop trou and prove to the world that you're free of bacon strips.

steamy

dreamy

creamy

EXCITATION

Esther's
X-rated
Climaxes
Inspire
Thirsty
Amish
Trollops
In
Our
Neighborhood

NEIGHBORHOOD

pink

swollen

puffy

lips

Brightens my day!!

#r-lair51

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pouty

rowdy

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Looking in

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outie

Watching with a dark grin.

Soprano