He was there for about three nights and this total douche canoe power gamer pulled a power trip and he left. I think the guy's name was Dreadnaught but it's been so long that I don't remember.

Rings out...

I... I think I remember the mad squirrel king

Hit the griddy

Aw crap the green owl is gonna kill me if I don't go make offerings.

vanishes for a minute

That actually might have happened.

The squirrel king would have been all over that had Dreadnaught (I think that was the guy's name?) not run him off.

Unless she was going to clean the place out. LOL

Terrwyn wouldn't have been able to step foot within 50 feet of it

*flosses, but like, the dance*

He was certainly the "great unifier", but I think he wasn't the first Emperor. He was from like the 1500s, wasn't he?

Eating people is how you get prion diseases like mad cow. Just sayin'.

And jeez, if Arkhail wouldn't be caught dead in a place Terr certainly wouldn't have. Genji, on the other hand... LOL

The Voice of the Voiceless?

That's what flossing is for.

I'm just trying to give a voice to the lower class

I'm the Badlands Frantz Fanon.

I'm what happens when you don't pay attention to The Wretched of the Earth.

It turns out Nobonaga is like, the first emperor of Japan. All this time I thought he as named after the bad guy in TMNT 3. But that was Lord Norinaga. Not Nobunaga.

I'm not sure if that's cooler or not.

Chooms, I go brush my teeth and, golly, I missed some stuff

Look you encourage people to worship you like a god, and cleanliness, etc etc etc...

I eat people. I think I'm immune.

You have to disinfect it first.