I was helping Victoria figure out cyberware with some of the old sourcebooks and we came across the "Mr. Studd Sex Implant". Yes, there is such a thing, canonically...

Magicus Hygienicus.

Just gotta apply good ol' fashion godmode rules.

"Nuh uh, my dick doesn't get syphilis because I'm half dragon and half angel and half demon so the human virus doesn't infect me."

Or like The British Empire RP? Goodness... Scurvy, everywhere.

Everyone in powdered wigs because that one king got syphilis and lost his hair when it was spreading all over and flash forward 300 years later and parliament looks like a bad drag show.

Every RP has ways around that.

Every RP realm has ways to skip around that.

"Milady, your teeth are looking extra caramel-cornish this eve."

At the end of the day, the entity known as "Arcturus" wakes up back in the safety of Hypverse, having HALLUCINATED all of these characters and stories and realms this whole time.

When I think about beware in it's hey day and the sex scenes therein.

I'm always like "Medieval english bathed like once a week."

cream

.....OHHHHHHHH. That's how that happened.

*thinks* Speaking of blue waffles, I don't think any of my characters have ever used a condom. Most of them should be going through the final stages of syphilitic dementia right now.

This is why you have kids and I don't?

What's a rubber?

That's why I listened to nice, wholesome bands like Motley Crue.

Opens his mouth to respond.

...Maybe it was a bit problematic.

I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do, too.

Oh, surely that's not true. About anything. Ever.

peaches

HERE

Her
Eroticism
Resplendently
Excites

EXCITES

looking