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* - Subject: When Silom met Ragnar☆ (12/01/23 : 21:07:45)
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Thorarin BloodaxeSteward: I mean, why would he allow that son o a turd Demetrius to stay there under protection knowing he abducted one o our women??? From all reports from my brother, Demetrius was a turd o the lowest depth....☆ (12/01/23 : 21:08:47)
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Thorarin BloodaxeSteward: I believe that was the only time my brother ventured that far south.. 'n he nearly started a war!!☆ (12/01/23 : 21:09:28)
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to helga{JtR}Scagnar's Skal: I nought ever tire o hearing that tale when Silom visited the Tuchuk camp o Ragnar's... always make me smile hearing it☆ (12/01/23 : 21:10:04) [PIC]
helga{JtR}
Scagnar's Skald
Isle Trainer
Isle of Scagnar==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Jonas the RedHigh Jarl o: "I don't think I know that one my Jarl! Please....would you share it with me one time?"☆ (12/01/23 : 21:11:07)
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to helga{JtR}Scagnar's Skal: Really?? It be well known.... Let me see.... *Scratches my braided beard as I recollect the tale*☆ (12/01/23 : 21:11:31)
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Thorarin Bloodaxe
Steward
Isle of Scagnar==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Jonas the RedHigh Jarl o: listens.... grins
☆ (12/01/23 : 21:17:37)
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to ALL: Let me see...... now then.. one o our warriors.. can nought recall who.. was involved in a tournament and we all made off to the stadium to offer our support. I believe my brother stated the home always had the biggest group for support so just about the whole Isle was there for support...... We left behind a few guards as it was protocol by men o honour nought to attack homes when tournaments were on. Me o honour is the important part o that statement. So we had a few men here plus one o our FW.Anyway....... Demetrius, being the ump o sleen turd we all knew he was.. snuck in and with the help o his men overpowered our guards and abducted the FW. Now as usual, the tournament bout was over very quickly with our man winning 'n Silom took off early to get back to Scagnar and arrived while the FW was being abducted. Trying to get to Demetrius's ship, confronted by his men 'n had to battle through them to get to the ship which had sailed off 'n caught the wind before Silom could catch them. O’course, he received information that Demetrius sailed down the south 'n landed in Ragnar's camp..... *Pauses to take a gulp of a drink*
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Thorarin Bloodaxe
Steward
Isle of Scagnar==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to ALL: ODIN'S EYE! I never HEARD this tale!☆ (12/01/23 : 21:20:27) [PIC]
helga{JtR}
Scagnar's Skald
Isle Trainer
Isle of Scagnar==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Jonas the RedHigh Jarl o: Being as unworldly as I was, such tales always captured my enrapt attention. Abduction! Intrigue! Adventure! Eyes of blue were wide and shone with anticipation as you spoke boldly of your brother and ventured forth with more of the story.☆ (12/01/23 : 21:24:35)
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Thorarin Bloodaxe
Steward
Isle of Scagnar==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to ALL: Who was the woman?? grins and enjoys the tale since it had a lot of rape in it☆ (12/01/23 : 21:30:30)
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to ALL: So, with word that the little snot rag was hiding out in a Tuchuk camp with our FW, Silom sailed down south.. then onto a tarn to arrive at the Tuchuk camp where he was met with a lot o hostility from Ragnar's men. My brother decided to enter the camp alone so not to antagonize the hoard and to speak with the Ubar, knowing he was a former Torvie..... that being Ragnar...... My brother paid compliments to Ragnar 'n kept discussions civil while he asked about the tarsk fucking snot rag Demetrius's whereabouts.... along with the FW he abducted, trying to appeal to Ragnar's sense o Torvie honour about having a FW abducted. It was at this point when Ragnars' men commenced hurling insults at my brother and tryin bully him into a response where upon my brother turned to the mob o useless verr fuckers and stated something like..... "If it be a fight you wish then by all means. Let us gather to the Circle and I'll take each 'n every one o you one by one..... you can even choose weapons.... then let's see how you go with that???''Now Ragnar, to his credit, was a well known judge o combat and had seen 'n judged many o Silom's bouts 'n knew how much better he was than any o his bunch so he ordered them to stand down while he discussed the situation with Silom. (I think he told them in pm I would kick each & every one o f their asses & if they wanted their characters to stay alive, then to shut the fuck up and not antagonise me!) Ragnar declined to hand him over 'n that's how my brother left them, he stayed around waiting for Demetrius to leave but was beaten for Yorrack who found the snivelling piece o vulo dropping 'n killed him....
So that was the tale on how Silom met Ragnar
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Thorarin Bloodaxe
Steward
Isle of Scagnar==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to helga{JtR}Scagnar's Skal: whispers, "have you noticed that Jonas's description of Demetrius gets worse and worse?"..... grins☆ (12/01/23 : 21:33:16)
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Thorarin BloodaxeSteward: From what he told me, my brother was ready to kill each & everyone o the useless piece of turds.... he was livid!!!!☆ (12/01/23 : 21:33:44) [PIC]
helga{JtR}
Scagnar's Skald
Isle Trainer
Isle of Scagnar==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Jonas the RedHigh Jarl o: "Snot rag" I couldn't help but laugh. "Did he get the woman back Jarl?"☆ (12/01/23 : 21:34:00)
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Thorarin BloodaxeSteward: Nought my description, it be Silom's!!☆ (12/01/23 : 21:34:21) [PIC]
helga{JtR}
Scagnar's Skald
Isle Trainer
Isle of Scagnar==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Thorarin BloodaxeSteward: "Aye Jarl....I certainly did. It's that silver tongue I was speaking about" Laughing softly☆ (12/01/23 : 21:34:39)
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to helga{JtR}Scagnar's Skal: Nay, apparently he smuggled her out somewhere 'n we nought ever heard form her again....☆ (12/01/23 : 21:35:27)
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Thorarin BloodaxeSteward: I forget the FW's name but it was someone you didn't like anyway!☆ (12/01/23 : 21:35:36) [PIC]
helga{JtR}
Scagnar's Skald
Isle Trainer
Isle of Scagnar==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Jonas the RedHigh Jarl o: "Oh my" Gasping, my right hand lifting to rest upon my heart. "She....she might still be out there...somewhere Jarl"☆ (12/01/23 : 21:36:55)
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to helga{JtR}Scagnar's Skal: Only the gods know where she be...☆ (12/01/23 : 21:37:03)
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Thorarin Bloodaxe
Steward
Isle of Scagnar==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Jonas the RedHigh Jarl o: ROARING LAUGHTER as the tale endsThat Demetrius was certainly a sleen turd, ump of a sleen turd snot rag, tarsk fucking snot rag!
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Jonas the Red
High Jarl of the Scagnar Isles==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to Thorarin BloodaxeSteward: Those be his good points.. now tell me his bad attributes!!☆ (12/01/23 : 21:38:36)
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Thorarin Bloodaxe
Steward
Isle of Scagnar==in the hills overlooking the village==
says to helga{JtR}Scagnar's Skal: ROARING LAUGHTER
smiles to hear and see names I have not thought of in so many years.
Wondering sometimes if Vahalla keeps me here to learn something more, or if all that are already there are praying that someone won't let me in, chuckles as I move on through the market once more.
That was hilarious!